SEISHUN DA! SHIPPUUDEN RETURNS!

[shigeruhiko.livejournal.com]

Yet another GLORIOUSLY YOUTHFUL recap of this week's Naruto by your friendly neighborhood Spiderman Shigeru Hiko! This is the happiest Thursday EVER, and that's saying a lot since today sucked.

BUT YOU DON'T CARE! SO, IMPORTANT FACTS OF NOT SPOILERY GOODNESS to cover before we delve into my report of this week's episode (which I thoroughly enjoyed, and think you will too).

NOT SPOILERY INFOS: Neji makes the BEST faces EVER, Gai is my personal hero, Kisame is wonderful and rhole will want his babies AGAIN after this episode, Itachi still has no penis and makes me lol, The Gregorian Chants of DOOM are back, and THERE WAS SOME CREEPY ASS MUSIC playing outside today, which has NOTHING to do with Naruto but I thought it was amusing, and this week's omake pwns you. Seriously, it does. Oh, and no new ending theme, YAY, cause I really like the Homade Kazoku ep, it makes me happy.



RIGHT! NOW FOR YOUR SPOILERS!

Today I actually caught the end of the pokemon credits and got to see the Shippuuden Tour ad for Okayama-ken (where I live). I apparently live in Shippuuden filler country, but that's okay, we get sexy!Naruto.

This week starts out with a short recap of last week's episode with Team Gai jumping down to the rock, and Gai being like "Y'all ready?" Then, of course, he's all "KAKASHI! YOU'RE LATE! FOR OUR HOTHOT YOUTHFUL SEXINGS" And Kakashi's all "Nono, we are just on time, you silly man." We rehash Team Gai getting thier first look at sexy back Time Jump Naruto, to which Neji is all "Damn, I'd hit that." (I swear, this show just PUTS these jokes in my hands.)

That's all we get before it jumps into the OP. Which is still awesome, duhr. Also, I NEED to get myself the Naruto DS game, the omake with it is REALLY awesome. An Akatsuki cover for your DS, I believe. If/when I do, I'll let you know (though I think I am shelling out over 100,000 yen this month for a dolfie, so we'll see).

Back to the show, Neji's using his X-ray vision to look inside the Cave of Wonders, and Naruto is all "What do you see? What do you see? Neji? Neeejjiiiiii *whinewhinewhine* Neeejiiii!!!" and Neji keeps telling Naruto to "STFU!" but Naruto keeps whining because he's Naruto, and as hot as he gets, some things never change. And he's worried about Gaara, who, after one fight, is magically his BESTEST FRIEND EVER, but you know, they ARE THE SAME, they are both jinchuuriki, so they ARE BFF, as Demons are thicker then blood. Or something.

Neji finally is all like "Naruto, STOP TOUCHING ME! I AM TEH NEJI," and then is all like "Woah, what freaky shit is in the bat cave?" As if he hadn't noticed before, but he couldn't talk over Naruto's whining. Naruto still whines, but he's no longer clinging to Neji.

Gai then takes the time to PUNCH the rock, and it sends little ripples. I expected a gag to follow, but there wasn't one--yay! Just Gai getting DENIED and saying, "There is a barrier here." I'll take the time to say that I was all excited that they used the word kekkai cause I know it from X fandom, and heehee. I was having flashbacks.

Inside Candy Mountain Cave, Sasori giggles about how they are trying to get in and can't. Or about "LOL, DEIDARA, WE'Z GOTS COMPANYZ." I don't really remember, I was too busy being SCARED by the laughing Sasori. XD

Outside, our Heroes start going into a dialouge explaining how the barriers work, but it's super short! YAY! So there are five (sadly, not 7) seals floating around, and they need to find them and tear them down all at once. Naruto's all "How-" and Kakashi ignores Naruto, and says "Neji." THE NEJI then uses his creepy eye jutsu, and located them, la de da, if you've read the manga, you know this part, he points them out exactly. Gai whips out transmitters for everyone (Oh the lols these will bring, ahahahaha), so they can time this right, and Team Kakashi is all "Oooohhh, Gai's prepared." Well, we know what team FAILS AT PREPERATION. (I will NOT make the joke, I will NOT MAKE THE JOKE OMG SOMEONE MAKE THE JOKE FOR ME KTHX). poor Sasuke

Bad inside theUnhole Cave of TEH EVOL, The Akatsuki are chatting it up about thier visitors. Zetsu says some stuff, Itachi says stuff that I could care less about (something about "blahblah, konoha"), and KISAME YAY. ITACHI PLZ TO B STFUING SO LESSER AKATSUKI CAN TALK. LIKE ZETSU.

Leader-sama tells Sasori and Deidara to take care of kill the visitors (SIR LEADER IS THE GODFATHER!) and take the jinchuuriki. YAYZ. Sasori, BEING SMART, asks Itachi about Naruto.

OMG. ITACHI. YOU. ARE SO BADASS. NOT.

Itachi stands there saying nothing, either because along with going blind from not being able to wank he's also going deaf, or because he's PAUSING DRAMATICALLY or something. I dunno. Leader, sick of Itachi trying to be all BETTER THEN EVERYONE, tells him to "TELL US, MOTHER FUCKER," and then Itachi is all "Well, he's a loud, annoying prat. . " Deidara is like "DUDE, can we HAVE a little more information, HMM?" and then Itachi blips out. Deidara's all "Fucking figures, penisless wonder, hmm!"

We go back to Kisame and Itachi on their rocks (yay!), and Kisame's all "Is that really okay?" and Itachi's all "Let's go." Kisame makes this REALLY hot sex face, jumps down and is all "Yeah, let's go!" They head off, presumably to go kill stuff while Kisame looks for a wife. Ahem.

COMMERCIAL BREAK! La de da.

So, back to Team Gai getting all gussied up with thier transmitters--Gai and Lee put thier head bands on their foreheads and loos pretty awesome. Neji looks SUPER girly now, because his looks like a chocker on his neck. At this, I did lol. Lee tests out the sound, and KILLS everyone's eardrums about five times before turning down the volume. To the icon makers--OMG, THE FACES. I can't wait to see what you all make from this week's episode, because AHAHAHAHA. Kakashi and Gai's faces here were PRICELESS.

Volume fixed, Gai wants to do a team huddle--hands all in, and cheer. Of course, Lee is all for this RIGHT AWAY. Tente hesitates, but Gai makes these "HRRRM. HRM. HRRRMMMMMMMMMM!! HRMHRM!" sounds of constipation, and she relents.

But then there's Neji. And Neji. . . has this look of utter disgust on his face that is just. . .OMG. The LOOK is PRICELESS. Gai keeps making his consipation noises, Neji refuses to wipe that "Oh God Why Me" look off his face, and some birds fly by. XDD Eventually, Neji sacrifices his dignity and relents, but I think it's so he doesn't have to listen to constipated Gai-sensei anymore. I love Neji HARDCORE for this scene, OMG, best scene EVER. They break away, and Naruto's like, "That's so awesome! We should do it too!": and Sakura tells him, rather plainly, that she'd rather die. LOL.

Back in The Cave of Caviness, Deidara is complaining that they are taking too long (because Gai is having consipation problems, that I an guessing the barrier is keeping out), and that waiting sucks. Sasori tells him to stfu.

So everyone runs to get in place which is pretty cool, Neji nudging them in the right direction should they need it. Team Kakashi is at the rock, going to head on and kick the asses of the Akatsuki within. Sakura is looking BADASS getting ready to punch down that boulder blocking the entrance to the cave, and Naruto's ready to kill things. Kakashi looks bored, but OMG hot. Ahem.

Everyone's in place--THREE-TWO-ONE! RIIIP! The Seals are ripped off, and Sakura CHARGES that boulder, and kills it GOOD. OMG, she's really hot doing this. So much love, Sakura! As Team Kakashi heads under the tori and inside the cave, wiggly shapes start coming out of the ground at Team Gai. OMG, WHAT COULD THEY BE? (Hint: I know what they are, but I'm leaving SOME mystery here. Until the next episode.)

Inside the cave, Granny does NOT like what she sees (Sasori), and Naruto starts freaking out at the sight of Gaara's body. Kakashi looked really hot jumping in, btw, but he always looks hot. I'm just saying he was looking especially good today (actually, everyone was, I just notice it more on Kakashi and Naruto, to be honest. Cause I look at them a lot, being my favorites and all).

Deidara's all "I wonder who the jinchuuriki is?" and then Naruto's all "OMFG GAARAAAAAAAAA!!! RAWR I GOES KYUUBI!" and he. . . gets all kyuubi. XD Sasori's all like "Loud, annoying prat, huh? LOL" and Deidara gets up off his chair. Aka Gaara's body.

That's the end of the episode, woes. There is a preview, but it really didn't show anything fun, though I believe that next week we will be concerning ourselves with Team Gai and the wobbly things coming at them from the ground.

OMG, OMAKE!

So, In the Akatsuki hide out, Deidara siddles up to Kisame, and is all "I want your babiesSo Tell me about Itachi." AHAHAHA. Kisame recaps us in his hothot sharky way about everyone's favorite Uchiha killer, Itachi. They quiz you on eyes (Which is Itachi's? I'll give you a hint--IT'S NOT THE ONE WITH A SCAR, LOLOLOL, THAT'S TOBITO'S. ERR. OBITO'S), and then Kisame says something about being an "unessecary thing" I think, it was kinda fast and I don't have a rewind button. LOL, I could be wrong, but what ever he says, he got really emo over it. SO FUNNY.

Tiny edit: OMG, almost forgot. KISAME NO DANNA. OMG, DEIDARA I LOVE YOU.

SO! That's your recap! Any questions?



As a public service announcment: There is no Shippuuden next week. Boo. Just so you know.

PS--rholey: NEJITEN > NEJISAKU. LOL. SHIPPING WARS ARE SRS BZNS (note: this is a joke, don't start a war on here, please?)

Comments

[rainejoybringer.livejournal.com]

Hiko-san once again makes me wish I had broadband! D: I want to see teh funneh!

To the icon makers--OMG, THE FACES. I can't wait to see what you all make from this week's episode, because AHAHAHAHA. Kakashi and Gai's faces here were PRICELESS.

Give me some screencaps, and I'm off. XD I shall try to create GREAT JUSTICE though!

Hehehe, you used my icon :3

[shigeruhiko.livejournal.com]

It's because YOU MAKE THE BEST icons, my dear.

And. . . I AM SURE SCREENCAPS ARE FORTHCOMING! =D I might even dowload them this week, ahahahahahahaah. maybe.

Message from rholey: plz to be telling rainejoybringer that we are so kidnapping her in the future XD by supreme order of DB tl staff XD

I'd be scared too. O.o

[skei.livejournal.com]

Ahhhhahhahaha. I died like five times reading this.

...ilu.

[shigeruhiko.livejournal.com]

Yay! I am glad you survived your many deaths, at least!

Hee. Thank you for the love<33

[rhole.livejournal.com]

while Kisame looks for a wife.

OMG ME ME ME PICK MEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *flailage* SO AVAILABLE FOR TEH HOT SHARKY MAN WIFEY BEING! :D :D :D

Gai is prepared... to do KAKASHI FIVE TIMES!

[shigeruhiko.livejournal.com]

OMG, IT IS LIKE POKEMON.

Kisame: rholeY! I CHOOSE YOU!
Itachi: *facefaults*

OH BABY, YOU KNOW IT. BEND OVER KAKASHI-SENSEI, AND FEEL GAI-SENSEI'S SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH!

[siofrafiore.livejournal.com]

AHHHHH. I lovies your Shippuuden summaries!! I can't wait to see TEH NEJI! <333

Hahaha, I love it when Neji looks girly XDD

[shigeruhiko.livejournal.com]

TEH NEJI CAN'T WAIT TO BE SEEN!

Ahahaha, I think Neji secretly is a girl. Perhaps because the entire Hyuuga clan has us fooled--thier "men" are women, and thier "women" are men.

Ohohohoho. *should be shot*

[shigeruhiko.livejournal.com]

I KNOW!! NEJI LOVE!!!! HEEEEEE. The grunting/moaning/groaning was SO funny. I was seriously rolling with laughter.

You get your raws fast! LE GASP--do you watch them on tv too?

And yeah, no Shippuuden next week. GAH, the highlight of my Thursdays taken from me! WOE.

[givemewings.livejournal.com]

Being a relative newcomer to the world of Shigeruhiko's weekly Shippuuden review, may I just say

I WANT YOUR BABIES!!11one!

I about died laughing...and it hurt so good while it lasted. Marry me please? I have...strawberry newtons?

Also note: ninja chicks smashing stuff up (i.e. Sakura and Tsunade) generally make it look teh uuber hawtness.

[shigeruhiko.livejournal.com]

WELCOME NEWCOMER! *hands kisame shaped cookies* I AM GLAD THAT YOU ENJOYED! =D

. . . . OMG, STRAWBERRY NEWTONS. Ahaha, I wish I could say this was my first marriage proposal, buuuuut. . . .

Ahahaha. <3 I am just glad that despite your death, you were able to continue on, and post about your enjoyment. =D Thank you for your love, seriously.

[maxxim-huzzah.livejournal.com]

CANDY MOUNTAIN Charlie GAARA, CANDY MOUNTAIN. 8D They even have rainbows. ♥

Kisame makes this REALLY hot sex face, jumps down and is all "Yeah, let's go!" They head off, presumably to go kill stuff while Kisame looks for a wife. Ahem. My inner Yaoi!fangirl LOLs that Kisame made that face AT Itachi. The rest of me shudders. And wtf EMO KISAME??? THAT IS WRONG. ITACHI YOU BAD, BAD GIRL. D:

Everyone wants Kisame's babies. He got stamina. ♥

[rainejoybringer.livejournal.com]

Why haven't I made fun of Candy Mountain and Charlie quotes yet in my avatars? I love that thing...

Note to self: Do just that.

[shigeruhiko.livejournal.com]

I am sure it's nothing worse then the DNA mixtures of some of the sparkly poo sues out there who are Hyuuga/Uchiha/Inuzuka mixes. Or something, AHAHAHA. XDD

Damn, if I had to choose ONE character to have the babies of? HARD CHOICE. I would probably want to have dead characters come back, be aged a few years to legal and have thiers. *coughs* Okay no, really, I adore TJ!Naruto, but that's a really long line. XDDD So, um. . . HARD CHOICE!

I am so glad I can make people's Thursdays, since Thursdays are the days I dislike the most--worst day of the work week for me, le sigh! Glad that you enjoyed! Thank you!

[shigeruhiko.livejournal.com]

DUDE, I know, right? I'm concerned myself, I mean, the gay aside? There seems to be distinctly MORE men in the village then women.

And if Rin was still around, she and Kakashi would have had 43476869078 million babies already. WAH, KISHIMOTO KILLS THE GOOD ONES.

I too, offer my HIPS OF JUSTICE for the GOOD OF THE HIDDEN LEAF. *pumps fists*

I think we need a name for this cause. Hrm. . .

[shigeruhiko.livejournal.com]

XDD I didn't think it was THAT bad. But I was highly entertained at the time. Too distracted by loling at the tv to notice/care.

[shigeruhiko.livejournal.com]

It's because Naruto represents the inner Gai fangirl in us all. Ohhhh Naruto. And Naruto is, but far, super cute.

OMG, that would be so funny. I'd pay to see it.

[shigeruhiko.livejournal.com]

YES. KISAME NO DANNA. I THINK WE ALL FAPPED HARD.


I love Gai. Makes up for the fact that I have no boob grabbing Jiraiya-sama. For now.

[marriot-chan.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha ha ha I love you, you are so funny XD

I died reading this. xD

[shigeruhiko.livejournal.com]

Heehee, thank you! I am glad that you seem to be doing well, despite your death!

[hosh]

Wtf's with our fix being bi-weekly again!? SRSLY. WE NEED TEH NEJI.

[shigeruhiko.livejournal.com]

YES. WE NEED LOTS OF TEH NEJI.

In actuality, I think it's because there is a baseball game. I agree, Naruto > Baseball, but YOU try telling that to the ojisans at the snack bars getting thier drink on. Man, I dunno about you, but old, drunk Japanese men frighten me. I'll let them have thier baseball as long as they stop trying to hit on me, AHAHAHAHAHAHA. <3

[apatheia.livejournal.com]

OMG, almost forgot. KISAME NO DANNA. OMG, DEIDARA I LOVE YOU.


KSJAGFH:ASJGF;saj;akla I'm dying. <333


These summaries make the episodes 100 times more fun to watch. And your noting the fact that Akatsuki sucking a bijuu out sounds like pasta boiling is a phenomenon among my group of friends. xD

[shigeruhiko.livejournal.com]

HAHA. *tosses you many a phoenix down* Don't die! There are more episodes to summarize! In the, err, future!! YES!

I'm glad they make the episoides more entertaining. =D And I am REALLY excited that they have spawned phenomenon in friends groups--Ohh, maybe someday Shigeru Hiko will be a dinner table name. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

/end ego-gasm.

[shafted-artist.livejournal.com]

Your summaries are the hope of Thursdays everywhere *heart*.

I can't wait to see this episode if only for the facial expressions; I will definitely be iconing this week =).

I love TEH NEJI XD

Eraya ^_~

[shigeruhiko.livejournal.com]

OH YAY!! I can't wait to see your icons! *squeals* It's such an iconable episode, I'd icon it were I not TEH LAZY.

I LOVE TEH NEJI TOO! He is full of awesome sauce.

[melfinalupin.livejournal.com]

Any questions?
Marry me? You crack me up every time I read these things.

Gai and Lee put thier head bands on their foreheads
*squee*
Everyone knows that's code for :I'm gonna kick your ass, bitch xD

I wanna see! Lee and Gai *swoons*

[shigeruhiko.livejournal.com]

OMG, two marriage proposals in one post! *blushes* Y'all make me feel loved. Alas, my dear, I am taken. (On the internet, at least, ahahaha. Oh God).

And YES. They put the head bands on, and we all know: IT'S BADASS TIME.

[bakkhos.livejournal.com]

Kisame makes this REALLY hot sex face

Oh PLEASE say you're not being facetious here. The animators are letting me down these days when it comes to drawing the Sharky sex god. I WANT HOT KISAME SEX FACES. Preferably in the vicinity of Itachi.

[shigeruhiko.livejournal.com]

XDDD Nono, no joke. rhole and maxxim_huzzah and I agree--KISAME MAKES A SEX FACE. maxxim_huzzah was quick to point out that it was DIRECTED at Itachi as well.

I certainly hope you agree with us. =D

[unikorn.livejournal.com]

hehehe I love reading your summaries, always so funny :D

GaaNaru BFF <3

But like omg, I can't believe there is no episode AGAIN next week? They should have made this weeks a double one :(

[fichan.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU. I'm not the only one who thought Gai was constipated. I just blinked and was like Oh..kay..

Yeah, the part at the end with emo!kisame was friggin HILARIOUS. xD

I was proud of myself..cause I got the question right. I was like GEE, I WONDER. WHICH ONE LOOKS LIKE A WEASEL LOL

[toboe-lonewolf.livejournal.com]

Your summaries are freaking hilarious.

Also:
(http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=2846888)

[aquariustarr.livejournal.com]

Oh, your recap was youthful indeed. It's my first time reading it and it definitely won't be the last. Hooray for Neji, a bit of NaruGaa and all omfghawt pairings. My favourite was Deidara and Kisame; gender-confused boy is so hawt for the sharky, which makes me happy. :D

But seriously, I can't wait to see hawtgirl ♥♥Neji and his faces.

You are wonderful♥

[fjazz13.livejournal.com]

Bestest recap so far, read it just now in order to not be spoiled before watching all of this with my own eyes first. I totally almost fall of the chair watching this episode. Gai's constipated noises, Neji's face!!! LOL