Naruto Plot Bunnies

[ironbloodaika.livejournal.com]

My friend RaineJoybringer (or RJ as I like to call her) said I should try posting my story ideas to this community. She said that I'd get a lot more comments on this board than on her other one. I hope she's right. Well here they are. Enjoy!

Naruto Becomes a Movie Star-After two and a half years from the day it was completed, the latest film in the Princess Fuun Saga starring Princess Fujikaze Yukie finally makes its big premiere in Konoha. Everyone is excitement is only amplified as the lead actress and princess of the Snow Country will be at the premiere creating an instant sold-out show. Naruto in particular is excited as not only will he finally see the movie he's been waiting to see for over two years, he's also going to be seeing it in the VIP section that Princess Yukie reserved for her, Tsunade, Jiraiya, and his entire team (including Sai and Yamato). But to every ones...surprise, the movie's plot has taken a slight change in direction from the other movies. Instead of even being a sequel to the Princess Fuun series, the movie is in fact practically a documentary of Team 7's mission to Snow Country when they were protecting Princess Yukie from Doto. Needless to say people end up seeing Naruto in a very different light. Naruto, literally, becomes a celebrity over night. Now with adoring fan girls in numbers outnumbering even Sasuke's, being looked up to by random strangers, and finally getting some attention for something other than petty vandalism, what could possibly go wrong? Well a lot actually. Soon Naruto learns that even being famous has its prices. Now he has to deal with stalker fan girls, jealous boyfriends and loners out for his head, and his face now recognized throughout most of the Five Great Shinobi Nations, being a shinobi just got a lot harder.

I see this story as a bit of a humor/romance. I see some girls who've never even looked at Naruto like that, namely Sakura, Ino, and Tenten start to compete to be in his company while those who already liked him, namely Hinata, try to overcome these new obstacles to get with him. Harem or not, it'll have a lot Harem quality comedy .

Hinata the Pop Star-On a mission to apprehend a waned criminal, Team 8 finally manage to track him down to a club in a nearby village. Seeing how the clientele are less than friendly, the nins have to come up with plan that will let them be able to take him down without starting a full blown brawl. In the end it's Hinata who's forced to distract the crowd long enough for Kiba and Shino to capture their target. Using a henge to disguise her appearance into an older version of herself, she ends up taking the stage and starts singing. Her beautiful voice is enough to distract crowd allowing her teammates to knock out their target and haul ass out of there. When she's finally done singing, Hinata staggers from the stage and out of the club, drops the henge and nearly passes out from mortification. She and the rest of her team head back to Konoha, all the while Hinata thanking whoever is up there she never has to do that again. However my twisted mind won't have that. Unknown to the shy heiress, during her performance a talent agent happened to be at the club. On seeing her performance he's determined she'll become the next big thing. Soon Hinata's alternate self becomes plastered all over the surrounding villages advertising this new rising star. Already mortified Hinata nearly loses it when she finds out a video of her performance some how got leaked to the media, boosting her already growing popularity. Despite her teammates insistence (Mostly Kiba's) Hinata's determined not to take part on this, on the grounds the Hokage and, even worse, her father would kill her if they found out she was practically moonlighting her duties as a ninja. This changes however when she finds out that Naruto has become obsessed with her alter-ego and is probably her biggest fan. Will Hinata use this opportunity to get close Naruto to her advantage? How will she be able to hold up against the spot light of stardom? How will she be able to balance her duties as a ninja and pop star? How will she keep this all a secret? Why did I even come up with this crazy idea? I have no Godly idea.

 

Konoha Nins Stuck as Cos-players-Tourism is down in Konoha, so Tsunade calls a meeting to all ninja in the village to pitch ideas to increase tourism. After hearing several good, interesting, okay, stupid, and down right ridiculous ideas, surprisingly it's Naruto's idea that gets Tsunade's vote. His idea is to organize an Anime Convention in the village. The entire event could be entirely organized and run by the ninjas, Jiraiya could appear to sign his series of 'mangatized' novels, and Tsunade could appear for autographs since she can finally be in public now that all her debts were paid off. And as the main attraction the entire convention would end with costume contest between all the villages ninja. Everyone agrees it's actually a good idea and sets to work. Not surprisingly Naruto and the rest of the Konoha 11 take part in the costume contest determined to out do each other in hopes of outshining (or in Hinata's case, impressing) Naruto. Naruto being the over competitive guy he is, sets his sights on creating the greatest costume that will insure his victory, even resorting to raiding the Hokage's residents to 'borrow' some props for his costume. However like most of my Plot Bunnies, things don't turn out so good for everyone. One of the props Naruto stole, in this case (ironically) a scroll, belonged to the infamous Konoha Kurama Clan  (Filler Clan). The scroll contains a genjutsu spell that the clan sealed away into the scroll. It causes those affected by it to take on the physical characteristics of those they wish to imitate (Since the Kurama's genjutsus are so powerful they can actually affect you), in ways that even a henge can't compare to. So as expected, the scroll's seal gets broken in the middle of the contest, catching Naruto and the rest of the Konoha 11 in the genjutsu. At first nothing happens and everyone assumes it was part of the show. But when everyone goes home to remove their costumes they find they can't! When Naruto finally comes clean and shows the scroll he took Tsunade's able to figure what's going on. It seems that over the years the seal has degraded along with the scroll itself, so the transformations the nins are experiencing are incomplete. So until they can find out a jutsu that can reverse the jutsu, they're stuck. Turns out Tsunade was only half right. The genjutsu didn't completely effect them when it was activated, but that doesn't mean it's not still in effect. Slowly the guy's are taking on the physical and personality traits of their characters, continuing until they'll completely cease being themselves and become living copies of their costumes. To make matters worse, some of the guys went dressed as villains. The kind that tie with Orochimaru on the Evil Rating Scale. Imagine Neji going as Sephiroth.

Naruto/Scrubs Crossover-Life at Konoha Hospital-We all know Sakura and Ino are both Medical Nins, but have you ever really thought of what training with a Sannin as unique as Tsunade would be? Kind of like Scrubs in my opinion. Something tells me if Tsunade went a day or two without sake to escape from paperwork she'd start to be just as sarcastic and ranty as Dr. Cox. Here's a scene from the show that I first came to my mind when I thought about this.

(Tsunade is leading Sakura, Ino, and some other trainees around the ward seeing if they can correctly diagnose the patients. They'd better get it right since it's been days since she's had a drink and she's really out of it.)
Tsunade: Alright, who can tell me anything about Ms. Akujo?
Sakura: She uses oil heaters at her house in the village.
Tsunade: That answer was either very sarcastic or very stupid. Either way I'm whacking you with my clipboard. Brace yourself.
Sakura: Wait! She's hypoxic with a clear chest x-ray, which can be a sign of carbon monoxide poisoning. I learned that watching House.
Ino: House is a genius.
(Tsunade quickly glances at both of them)
Tsunade: That's it I'm whackin both of ya.
(Whacks Ino then Sakura, relatively lightly, on the head)
Ino: Ow!
Sakura: Ow!
Tsunade: Look, I know you all curl up on your futons at night dreaming of cracking a real-life medical mystery so that some doctor/supermodel will want to touch your eruption button, but here's the bad news: This isn't a TV show. There aren't any cameras over here (motions toward the readers/viewers), real medical mysteries don't happen every week, and doctors damn sure don't look like models, they look like Lee.
(Points at Lee who happens to be doing a part time job at the hospital carrying bedpans)
Lee: What?
Tsunade: Chin up, you ugly bastard. So if you wanna solve a real mystery go ahead and figure out who's stealing the sake from my desk every morning or better yet, why anyone on the planet actually reads Jiraiya's excuse for 'novels'. As far as Ms. Akujo goes, she has your run of the mill pulmonary embolism. And I know, I know it is a boring diagnosis, but that's what hospitals are...boring.

Well that's all of them. If you guys have any ideas for who the guys should dress up as in Idea#3, please post a list of your ideas on your comment post okay? And please help me create better story ideas by giving some honest, constructive criticism.

Comments

[rainejoybringer.livejournal.com]

Psst, what's with the giant font?

[ironbloodaika.livejournal.com]

Don't know. I'm trying to fix it.

[maxxim-huzzah.livejournal.com]

*__________* I LIKE a lot of these plotbunnies! Plots 1 and 2 are the most appealing to me, in that they focus on mostly one character. The Hinata "I wanna be a pop star!" one would be hilarious and cute. X3 I hope someone writes this hell, I'm half-tempted though I don't pay much attention to Hinata.

These are good ideas. ♥

[rainejoybringer.livejournal.com]

Luckily, Clark gave me permission to write the Hinata one. ;D

[maxxim-huzzah.livejournal.com]

Hooray! :D :D The Hinata one really stood out, because she's so sweet and it's JUST the situation that she has to make or break. ♥ I look forward to reading it!

[rainejoybringer.livejournal.com]

It'll just be a one-shot probably, but it'll have the basis of the plot in it. I'm trying my best to do it justice. :D Hopefully it'll be done by tomorrow! (Yay, no work)

[maxxim-huzzah.livejournal.com]

I'm trying my best to do it justice. :D I know Hinata will love it ♥

YAY NO WORK TOMORROW! *dances for you, because that is yay for anyone X3*

[ironbloodaika.livejournal.com]

I never expected for these stories to be so well recieved, but I'm not hating it! Too bad I don't have more to post up. It'll take me a while to top the Hinata Pop Star one since that seems to be everyone's favorite.

[side-reflected.livejournal.com]

I like #3 and I think you should make hinata dress like a devil or witch but she looks cool in it and dress sasuke like Mr. freeze(cuz he's mean and cold)from batman and naruto dress like a fox and gaara a raccoon(love raccoons^_^)thats all I can think of right now

[ironbloodaika.livejournal.com]

I think seeing them dress as anime characters from other...well, animes would be much more enjoyable to watch, er, read. Also, I'd hate to see Sasuke dress as Mr.Freeze. I don't hate Mr.Freeze mind you, I love him from the Bruce Timm AU, it's just he's too cool (Pun totally not intended) for someone like Sasuke to get dressed up as. Besides their backgrounds, while both tragic in their own ways, are completely different. Mr.Freeze, you just can't help but pity the guy. Sasuke, you just wanna hit with something, mostly a 2X4 or something. He just doesn't act in a way that really deserves much sympathy you know?

[side-reflected.livejournal.com]

yeah, but we all grew up with batman and superman, and so on. Dress them up has DNangel than!