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ppl it is Sasuke's bday and it is time to celebrate the one character whose complete narcissism is totally justified!! Sasuke has worked so hard for our love this past year: he has been looking hotter than ever, he graciously allowed Naruto some screen time, and is advancing the shit out of the plot!!
YOU KNOW WHO CHUUNIN WOULD START TO RESEMBLE IF WE JUST LET THIS GLORIOUS DAY IDLY PASS US BY??
This guy!! Come on everyone Itachi isn't around to cater to Sasuke's black hole of an ego anymore!!
So happy bday Sasuke, may you continue improbably beating ninjas with 8000000 times more experience than you, may you continue having wind artfully blow through your fantastic hair, and may someone write an adorable sasunaru ficlet where naruto bakes you a cake or something HINT HINT but seriously, always dream big, because even if you fail while shooting for the moon (or the UTTER DESTRUCTION OF KONOHA), you'll still land among the stars (I mean let's face it this manga is totally Sasuke's bitch).
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Date: 2008-07-23 05:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-23 05:06 am (UTC)I will celebrate with Madara.
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Date: 2008-07-23 05:16 am (UTC)Thank goodness for his damn ego, it's like the freaking incentive for the plot.
*Smacks Sasuke's ass*
birthday cake ficlet, as per request
Date: 2008-07-23 05:24 am (UTC)I considered the monstrosity with thinly veiled patience, taking it into my own hands lest he try to make me eat some of it. The damn plate was greasy - from the frosting, I hope.
He was watching me with those bright, blue eyes of his. I had to look away.
"Dobe, I hate sweets." It was true, I wasn't going to lie just to spare his stupid feelings.
"I know."
"So why...?" It made no sense, even for him.
Then he did the unthinkable. He dragged his finger across the frosting, ruining the already ruined cake, and he shoved his frosted finger into my mouth. The sugary evil practically burned when it slide down my throat, making me moan.
So, I bit his finger, and threw the damn cake in his face. That in turn made him grab onto my shirt and kiss me with brute force that would surely bruise, so I was forced to taste that awful frosting once more since it was all over his stupid face.
...Well, long story short, frosting doesn't make for a good lube substitute.
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Date: 2008-07-23 06:09 am (UTC)Well, do, but not before you fuck up again. You were the next best thing after Naruto gave Gaara a smackdown.
Yeah, I'm crazy.
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Date: 2008-07-23 05:48 am (UTC)Happy Birthday! (Just pretend you're Naruto there.)
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Date: 2008-07-23 02:38 pm (UTC)lol
Happy Birthday Sasugay~
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Date: 2008-07-23 12:35 pm (UTC)May you have more Naruto-thoughts in your mind... I mean, Birthdays to come!!! (assuming you will not die in this manga!) ^___^
XD
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Date: 2008-07-23 01:50 pm (UTC)The more stupid you actions are, the more I love you! =D
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Date: 2008-07-23 06:45 pm (UTC)誕生日おめでとう, Sasuke. Should be turning 17 by now assuming he was already 16 post-timeskip.
Hope you can finally have happiness at some point in your life, and keep on being who you are~
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Date: 2008-07-24 03:04 am (UTC)Thankgod for the time skip, I can properly lust after him now and not feel like a pedo XD
I wonder what
snake/lion/tiger/bear oh myeagle and akatsuki got for him?.... I bet Suigetsu shaved his head while sleeping.
Hopefully Madara finally sat him down and told him the truth about the birds and the bees.
and how one bee waqs forced to kill his entire family save his brother to save the birdsComplete with condom demonstrations on a banana! 8D Y/Y?
Pass down the beer and the cake laced with crack!