chuunin_archive | My Money+} A story/Converstation

+Corny Humor involving money
+No spoilers
+Not Bad (you know, tween friendly)

Its a coversation story...

Two days ago sasuke uchiha was walking through the village main street when he noticed a bunch of his friends(he hated using that word) along the corner of a tea house. Needless to say he was going to pass by without even a hello, but it was too late. Sakura had already begun proceeding in his direction, the dazed look on her face ment that it was going to be one of those annoying conversations.
Sakura: Hey sasuke-kun!
Sasuke: *gah, this stupid chick..*...hey
Sakura: OMG I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!! {Yada yada blah blah blah}
Sasuke: ya huh, mmm hmm, okay, yeah, duh

So the conversation went on like that for about 30minutes before naruto stepped in very rudely.
Naruto: Hey jerk-face, where's my money?
Sasuke: what are you talking about?
Naruto: what are you amnesia? I lent you 50 two weeks ago.
Sasuke: *sigh* You can't be amnesia, you get amnesia.
Naruto: So what! your avoiding the question, now where is my money?
Sakura: Naruto shut up! your so rude we were having a conver---
Naruto: I dont give a rat's anus, I want my money.
Sakura: Why do you need it so bad?
Naruto: uh, ramen duh!

At this point all sasuke could do is stare at the blond teamate. The money was spent, and he had not one coin on him. So the Uchiha boy stalled.

Sasuke: The money is at my house.
Naruto: then go get it.
Sasuke: I can't
Naruto: and why the hell not?
Sasuke:...They are fumigating...big roaches...you know.
Naruto: *thinks alittle* How the crap do you have roaches, I mean your so neat and clean..
Sasuke: Well, the neighbors..have them
Naruot: huh, well gimme it soon kay rat butt.
Sasuke: yeah sure *ratt butt?*

Present day came really quickly, yet sasuke forgot about the money and spent his pay on luxuries like spa treatment and house hold decorations. Naruto on the other hand was very impatient and went to sasuke's house for his ramen cash.

Naruto: *knock knock*
Sasuke: *Doesnt know its naruto at the door* .....oh..hey
Naruto: 'Oh hey?' where is my cash chicken head?
Sasuke: I uh, put it in my bank...you know safe keeping...exterminators steal stuff..ya know.
Naruto: Yeah well go get it.
Sasuke:....Uh yeah but when? *worried*
Naruto: Uh now cow fat!

At this point all sasuke could do is go and ask some one for money. So he leaves the lavish apartment and naruto in it to go mooch of some idiot with not life.

Sasuke: Hey shiki!
Shiki: What?
Sasuke:....*doesnt know how to ask* Ya got money?
Shiki:.....*doesnt know where this is going*...uh yeah
Sasuke: can I have 50bucks?
Shiki: *jaw drops* Are you smoking something?
Sasuke: no..I...
Shiki: look you aint getting none of my dough ratt butt. *walks away*
Sasuke:*why is everyone calling me ratt butt?"

Next chapter comes soon.