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chuunin_archiveSummary: When Naruto decides to 'surprise' Sakura at a hot spring, things don't go quite as he plans. Crack, pure crack and nothing but crack, straight from the crackverse.
Pairings: NaruSaku, KabuHinaNeji, mentioned LeeTen.
Rating: R for mild sexual situations and dialogue.
"Okay, okay, I'm leaving, but I still think that it's funny you guys thought the same thing as me," he said, starting to back away: no point in staying if Sakura-chan wasn't here and all the interesting parts of Hinata had disappeared. "Who woulda thought--haha-- we'd all come up with the same idea together like this? Right guys? Right...uhhh, Hinata, are Kabuto's eyes supposed to be glowing like that...?"
Hey, Sakura-chan? Do you think the reason that Hinata's breasts are so much bigger than yours is because she's had a lot more kids than you?
Pairings: NaruSaku, KabuHinaNeji, mentioned LeeTen.
Rating: R for mild sexual situations and dialogue.
"Okay, okay, I'm leaving, but I still think that it's funny you guys thought the same thing as me," he said, starting to back away: no point in staying if Sakura-chan wasn't here and all the interesting parts of Hinata had disappeared. "Who woulda thought--haha-- we'd all come up with the same idea together like this? Right guys? Right...uhhh, Hinata, are Kabuto's eyes supposed to be glowing like that...?"
Hey, Sakura-chan? Do you think the reason that Hinata's breasts are so much bigger than yours is because she's had a lot more kids than you?
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