Dood, it can't be seriously..... Can it? It's probably for cosplay, right? Not everyday life.
I think he or she will be fine until they try to slaughter their family.
Although I do enjoy the advice to subtly improve one's image with contacts, I also particularly like the sage advice of not trying to "pick fights or try stupid stuff." as this is part of the personal agenda. Perhaps that then negates the familial slaughter.
Hmmm...
It would so hard to be Itachi - especially if you lack the man!pretty.
I would have wanted them too. Also, I would have found that to be highly amusing. If I run into one, I don't know if I'd be able to keep a straight face.
But, the only time it's actually warranted is the bi-monthly cosplay meet they have at the Suncoast. Otherwise, it's kinda funny. But, I don't know if he'd even count as cosplay...
Though I can't say I've not gone out and taken photos by an outdoor fountain in cosplay at an open air mall.
well a photo shoot I can understand, same as if you're coming from a small cosplay meeting like you said but nope, just someone dressed as InuYash walking through the mall...(didn't even have a Kagome with him, , honestly what kind of cosplayer was he?! ^_~ ) and then the people with, again, the Akatsuki hoodie (which is fine and not weird to me since it's a legitimate piece of clothing) but also... the head band. I live in the lightening capitol of the country I dont think walking around with a big piece of metal on your forehead is exactly what I would call a good idea
never seen someone wearing just the robes, maybe because it's so hot here most of the year? and the InuYasha was actually pretty good, had the wig, the red outfit, beads, dog ears on a headband. I would wonder if he was doing a photo shoot but given the mall he was at, unless it was Inu Yasha goes to Ruby Tuesdays I don't think it was very likely. ... Inu Yasha versus the "would you like to try a sample of this hand cream" lady... now THAT"S a battle I would have liked to see
Who writes these? Someone who has way too much alone time.
I almost cried when I read the Sasuke one The warnings were awesome "Sasuke is a fictional character, and he does things that may be harmful to him. DO NOT try those things when you are observing him (like running up a tree and walking on water, especially if you can't swim...) Girls may suddenly scream out your name and chase you....there WILL be girl fights involved! Don't try to climb trees with only your feet. This is the REAL world. Gravity is not on your side. Don't run away from home....then what will you do You CAN have "Friends" Just don't be nice too them. Be... Patient. You may be called a lot of names
Maybe they just do it for the lulz or because they are bored. I have a feeling if it were some Narutarded weeaboo they'd be much more illiterate and have more unrealistic criteria in their guide. For example, there wouldn't be any warnings about not walking on water or climbing up trees xD.
jesus on ice skates! that (and you ;3) is glorious
Warnings:
Itachi has his own agenda, he is not particularily 'evil' or 'good', so don't pick fights or try stupid stuff. Itachi knows when to walk away and when to stay and fight. Learn to do the same thing. Fight only when it is absolutely necessary.
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Date: 2008-10-22 03:07 am (UTC)Do you think people out their emulate with this handy-dandy step by step guideline?
(O_o)
The one for Ichimaru Gin from Bleach is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better. My favorite is tip #2 HUR
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Date: 2008-10-22 03:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-22 03:17 am (UTC)I think he or she will be fine until they try to slaughter their family.
Although I do enjoy the advice to subtly improve one's image with contacts, I also particularly like the sage advice of not trying to "pick fights or try stupid stuff." as this is part of the personal agenda.
Perhaps that then negates the familial slaughter.
Hmmm...
It would so hard to be Itachi - especially if you lack the man!pretty.
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Date: 2008-10-22 03:22 am (UTC)He lacked the man!pretty but had the crazy so I guess that even things out
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Date: 2008-10-22 03:27 am (UTC)Well balance...there you have it. All is well in the universe.
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Date: 2008-10-22 03:32 am (UTC)you know it's hard to be pretty and crazy. Look at Orochimaru he's crazy but lacks the pretty.
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Date: 2008-10-22 08:55 am (UTC)I find Orochimaru pretty.I would have wanted them too. Also, I would have found that to be highly amusing. If I run into one, I don't know if I'd be able to keep a straight face.
And I'm a cosplayer.
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Date: 2008-10-22 04:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-22 08:58 am (UTC)But, the only time it's actually warranted is the bi-monthly cosplay meet they have at the Suncoast. Otherwise, it's kinda funny. But, I don't know if he'd even count as cosplay...
Though I can't say I've not gone out and taken photos by an outdoor fountain in cosplay at an open air mall.no subject
Date: 2008-10-22 09:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-22 09:22 am (UTC)All I see here are the headbands, a captain's haori from Bleach or an Akatsuki robe over street clothes, or someone walking around in a Naruto coat.
Oh wow, the Lightning Capitol? Yeah, I'd agree--that's a no-go on the headbands.
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Date: 2008-10-22 09:35 am (UTC)and the InuYasha was actually pretty good, had the wig, the red outfit, beads, dog ears on a headband. I would wonder if he was doing a photo shoot but given the mall he was at, unless it was Inu Yasha goes to Ruby Tuesdays I don't think it was very likely. ... Inu Yasha versus the "would you like to try a sample of this hand cream" lady... now THAT"S a battle I would have liked to see
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Date: 2008-10-22 10:46 pm (UTC)LMFAO..that exactly what I thought too! To see you actually wrote this had me instantly in stitches..its a captain freakin obvious!
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Date: 2008-10-23 01:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-22 03:09 am (UTC)Now I'm curious if that exists for each main character...
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Date: 2008-10-22 03:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-22 03:13 am (UTC)This might be worse, however: http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-Sasuke
Christ, they have one for ALMOST EVERY CHARACTER.
Who writes these? xD
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Date: 2008-10-22 03:19 am (UTC)Someone who has way too much alone time.
I almost cried when I read the Sasuke one
The warnings were awesome
"Sasuke is a fictional character, and he does things that may be harmful to him. DO NOT try those things when you are observing him (like running up a tree and walking on water, especially if you can't swim...)
Girls may suddenly scream out your name and chase you....there WILL be girl fights involved!
Don't try to climb trees with only your feet. This is the REAL world. Gravity is not on your side.
Don't run away from home....then what will you do
You CAN have "Friends" Just don't be nice too them. Be... Patient.
You may be called a lot of names
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Date: 2008-10-22 04:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-22 04:02 am (UTC)Maybe they just do it for the lulz or because they are bored. I have a feeling if it were some Narutarded weeaboo they'd be much more illiterate and have more unrealistic criteria in their guide. For example, there wouldn't be any warnings about not walking on water or climbing up trees xD.
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Date: 2008-10-22 04:39 am (UTC)(couldn't resist)
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Date: 2008-10-22 05:02 am (UTC)Why write a guide when you could be watching clouds or playing shougi
or having intimate relations with a certain Hyuuga male?no subject
Date: 2008-10-22 03:17 am (UTC)Warnings:
Itachi has his own agenda, he is not particularily 'evil' or 'good', so don't pick fights or try stupid stuff. Itachi knows when to walk away and when to stay and fight. Learn to do the same thing. Fight only when it is absolutely necessary.
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Date: 2008-10-22 03:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-22 03:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-22 08:58 am (UTC)Thank you. ♥
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Date: 2008-10-23 05:16 am (UTC)Seriously, it's making me wonder...