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chuunin_archiveTitle: Uchibi Sasuke
Rating: T
Pairing: Sasuke/Sakura, Naruto/Hinata, Sasuke/lots of Narukos/Sakura/Hinata if he has his way XD
Genre: Crack, Humor, Injunction of critical thinking
Warning: Mentions of child abuse. Some people are homosexual or bi. Most are straight. Long Author Notes. Crossovery goodness. Spoilers for semi recent manga chapters. AU
Summery: Sasuke did not know about the plan, why would any other child know? Why would any child younger than Sasuke be worthy of testing himself? Itachi kills the clan, saddling Sasuke with every child in the clan younger than him, all seventeen of them ranging from six months to six years. Sasuke would have gone mad, except for Uzumaki Naruto.
Part the First
Part the Second
Omake Theater
Part the Third
I give you...Neji's Best Day Ever!
Child-grabbing classes are a Yu-gi-oh abridged reference, of course.
Naruto's gender will not be retconed, you guys outvoted the characters (and the author agrees with you.) Though there might be Naruko omake in the future.
Also, do we want to explain certain of Kakashi’s judgment errors by saying he was stoned at the time? Makes more sense than canon.
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Since Uchiha-sama had been assigned to the same team as that, there weren’t as many D-rank mission requests for him personally as Sarutobi had expected. Requests were filled by teams, and few adults with money wanted the kyuubi brat to ‘give me a massage,’ which in the case of the missions placed by women who had connections to Danzo or the other villages especially really meant ‘provide me with a Sharingan-carrying sperm sample.’
Did none of them realize that the boy was twelve? A lot of people tended to think that he was older than he was, from how he carried himself.
There were however, in this universe, two sets of requests that the Hokage and the mission assigners decided to grant.
But first, a taste of the normal D-rank missions.
“Did the mission specify what color they wanted the fence painted?”
Sakura pointed. “They provided the paint, Naruto.”
“We’re not using this. I know paint.” From graffiti and being forced to paint over graffiti. “It’ll start cracking in a month. If they can spring for a d-rank they should have paid for decent paint.” Naruto took pride in his work as an artist, and this was his first official mission ever.
To see what would happen, Kakashi pulled out the mission request. “They just asked that we paint the fence. They didn’t specify that we use the paint provided or even that it be plain.” In other words, they deserved whatever Naruto was about to do. When writing a contract for ninja, you watched the fine print. Especially if it was a mission for new genin, who often revolted against the boredom by doing everything they could to cheat. It was practically part of the training.
A quick kage bunshin no jutsu was followed by use of the henge to provide them with paintbrushes.
As they swarmed the fence (Naruto was always prepared for random acts of ‘street art’ – he loved how much he could hide in his jumpsuit) Sasuke wondered idly, “What are you going to do?”
“Something traditional.” Right out of a wood block print. Of course, Naruto’s ID photo face paint had been in traditional style. Oni and stuff were awesome.
“Is there a record for most D-ranks done in a day?” Sakura really hoped not. The longer it took them to complete the required amount of D-ranks the longer she got to train. If it became a completion, they were in trouble.
“Well, they did give me a few more…” Smiling, Kakashi took the sheaf out of his pocket. “The daimyo’s wife…”
…was amazed by how quickly Sasuke returned after walking off after she’d described her cat. Also by how tamely it was letting him hold it, although the way his fingernails were digging into the scruff of its neck threateningly were the reason, not any skill with animals.
“You are good at retrieval.”
“The principal wants him to teach the truant officers child-grabbing classes,” Naruto told Kakashi, “but of course he said no.” Sasuke was a true friend.
Sasuke scowled at the memory. Child-grabbing: could they have made it sound any more wrong?
-
Sakura gathered up the pretty-looking weeds into a bouquet and took a deep breath to appreciate the fragrance. “No wonder weeding this garden was so urgent. These seeds must have blown here from some ninja’s garden.” All these plants were poisonous. Not the parts she was holding, of course, but gloves had been provided since some of them had highly toxic sap if you crushed the stems.
And acidic in that one’s case: the clone yelped and waved its hands before disappearing.
Sasuke had been burning the piles Naruto’s clones gathered. “No! Don’t burn that one! The smoke of that weed is…”
Kakashi pushed him out of the way and took a deep breath. Sighing happily, he told them that, “You should be grateful you have a sensei so willing to take a hit for the team. Why don’t you go to the hospital and do the next mission yourselves while I make sure all of this dangerous plant is destroyed?”
As they left he took out the papers with the missions they had already done on them and sent a bunshin for more paper.
“What’s that plant, anyway?” Naruto asked.
“Why he’s always late,” was Sakura’s guess.
-
“They want us to go to the hospital? That’s a surprise.”
“Hn.”
“Have you seen Sasuke at the hospital yet, Sakura?” Naruto continued, undaunted.
“No, why?”
“You know how Sasuke can get his hands on any medic-nin book he wants? Well…”
As they walked through the door Naruto was interrupted by happy cries of, “Uchiha-san!” from the nurses on duty.
Within seconds he was surrounded: Naruto pulled Sakura out of the way so she wouldn’t be caught in the crush. “Congratulations on becoming a genin!”
“We all knew you could do it, Uchiha-san!”
“Hn.”
“You are here on a mission, right? I hope they’re all okay? Of course they are, you take such good care of them.”
A half-shrug.
“The director tried to get you apprenticed, but maybe it’s for the best. The sooner you make chunin, the better.”
“Poor Kabuto-kun…” Two shook their heads at each other as the mob almost pushed Sasuke through the halls.
“We can always use you in the pediatric ward, but there’s this one girl that Ibiki-san said was urgent: they need information from her about that horrible missing-nin attack but she won’t stop crying whenever she’s reminded of it…”
“He’s really good with traumatized kids, and he invented this thing that lets you change diapers from ten feet away as long as you have good aim with kunai. They love him here.” Enough that Naruto had noticed a marked difference the instant he’d become Sasuke’s friend.
The senior staff here had been in the thick of the battle to save as much of Konoha as possible from the Kyuubi. They’d seen the ravaged bodies and watched as far too many of them died. Pointedly ignoring Naruto was a vast improvement over the walls of massed killer intent that had practically pushed him out bodily as a child.
No one knew how to kill you in as many ways and as unpleasantly as a medic nin. Few understood the terror of death as thoroughly as those who fought not only other ninja but the shinigami himself.
That was one of the two reasons Sasuke made an effort to earn the allegiance and help of the medic-nin. Even though it meant putting up with the fangirls.
-
“Attack!” Activating their eyes to find out what was going on; within seconds almost all of the adult Hyuuga had been incapacitated by either blood loss or apoplexy, thanks to the Orange Bombshells. Only a few were still standing, and no matter how many they popped they were unable to stem the tide of redecorators.
“I can’t believe the Hokage authorized a blank check mission like this,” Sakura said as she removed the hands covering the child’s eyes now that the Narutos had henged their uniforms on.
“I can.” Sergeant-Major Naruto informed her, keeping an eye on the general’s signal fan.
“Please? Aniki’s been too busy to play with us. We saved up all our allowance, Hokage-sama, so please can we have him play with us today?” Uchiha Ran looked up at Sakura with hopeful wide eyes.
“Aww, isn’t she cute?” Private Naruto noogied her. “Hinata’s going to be disappointed in you, though.”
“Hanabi insulted Hinata-nee-san again, after everything Hinata-nee-san’s done for her.” No one messed with The Family. Hanabi had been warned. “And Hinata-nee-chan wants Neji to cheer up, and orange cheers everybody up.” And this would teach the Hyuuga not to stop paying their protection ‘tax’ just because the adults weren’t around anymore. Ran’s daddy had been a detective, and she was going to follow in his footsteps.
What, you thought a clan dedicated to sowing chaos and destruction had been clean cops?
“Hey, we’re just genin; we’re not allowed to argue with the client. And Kakashi’s not here to countermand their orders.” Another private Naruto scanned the area with her goggles. “Haven’t they realized yet that the Kaiten just sends the paint bombs flying everywhere?”
“These are the Hyuuga. There hasn’t been a new thought in their brains in centuries since they can’t get past the sticks to where their heads are. Hinata-chan excepted, of course.”
“Are you guys going to get in trouble?” Sakura knew that if she claimed that if she had tried to stop them, really, she would be believed. Obviously she couldn’t have done anything to stop the Uchiha clan and the Kyuubi brat. It would be sickening if it weren’t so useful.
“Nah.” Naruto had read the laws after learning how to read, since it would be really embarrassing if he actually got jail time. Not only would it look bad for a future Hokage, but since the Uchiha were traditionally in charge of the police force? Sasuke would laugh. “This’ll teach Kakashi to be late.”
“Where is he, anyway?”
“As of the last report, buying more cheese puffs.”
“Nice of him to share with the memorial stone, though.”
-
“Ow. Ow ow ow…” Sakura really, really regretted not stopping her run when they’d started hurting. Damn self-discipline! It had only hurt a little at first, but it just got worse and worse with every single one, like Chinese water torture.
Sensitive round fleshy bits weren’t meant to be banged around. She’d never laugh at a man who got kicked at the balls again.
She’d still do it: she was a ninja after all. But she wouldn’t laugh.
How did Naruto do it? Well, they were fake; he probably hadn’t realized this aspect. Or had deliberately left it out.
This was the last time she would try to exercise without a bra. It hurt. But what was she supposed to do? She barely had anything as it was, and bras meant for ninja training compressed the breasts. Now she knew why: it was so they wouldn’t bounce and hurt like this. She didn’t want to pad her breasts, that was dishonest (even if she was a ninja), but she would have to pad them if she even wanted them to look like the size they were! (And a sarashi was even worse!)
And no matter what she did, her abs weren’t flat, and even though she tried not to give in to her food cravings she kept weighing more and more!
It seemed like the harder she tried to get into shape the fatter she got, almost! She had some muscle on her arms now, and she hoped it was mostly muscle that was making her thighs so big, and hopefully Naruto and Hinata were just giving her a complex and that was why it seemed like her breasts just got smaller every day.
She was this close to trying to see if someone had figured out a jutsu for that, except her parents would freak.
Naruto’s damn sexy no jutsu was pretty clearly Sasuke’s type, and if she wasn’t going to lose to Ino there was no way she was going to lose to a guy!
–
A/N:
Since muscle weighs more than fat, most superheroines at those heights with those weights & figures? They’d have to be technically obese, barely have any muscle at all, to weigh that little. Since the height-weight BMI charts just go by those two measurements, any healthy woman will be considered overweight according to those charts.
Rating: T
Pairing: Sasuke/Sakura, Naruto/Hinata, Sasuke/lots of Narukos/Sakura/Hinata if he has his way XD
Genre: Crack, Humor, Injunction of critical thinking
Warning: Mentions of child abuse. Some people are homosexual or bi. Most are straight. Long Author Notes. Crossovery goodness. Spoilers for semi recent manga chapters. AU
Summery: Sasuke did not know about the plan, why would any other child know? Why would any child younger than Sasuke be worthy of testing himself? Itachi kills the clan, saddling Sasuke with every child in the clan younger than him, all seventeen of them ranging from six months to six years. Sasuke would have gone mad, except for Uzumaki Naruto.
Part the First
Part the Second
Omake Theater
Part the Third
I give you...Neji's Best Day Ever!
Child-grabbing classes are a Yu-gi-oh abridged reference, of course.
Naruto's gender will not be retconed, you guys outvoted the characters (and the author agrees with you.) Though there might be Naruko omake in the future.
Also, do we want to explain certain of Kakashi’s judgment errors by saying he was stoned at the time? Makes more sense than canon.
-
Since Uchiha-sama had been assigned to the same team as that, there weren’t as many D-rank mission requests for him personally as Sarutobi had expected. Requests were filled by teams, and few adults with money wanted the kyuubi brat to ‘give me a massage,’ which in the case of the missions placed by women who had connections to Danzo or the other villages especially really meant ‘provide me with a Sharingan-carrying sperm sample.’
Did none of them realize that the boy was twelve? A lot of people tended to think that he was older than he was, from how he carried himself.
There were however, in this universe, two sets of requests that the Hokage and the mission assigners decided to grant.
But first, a taste of the normal D-rank missions.
“Did the mission specify what color they wanted the fence painted?”
Sakura pointed. “They provided the paint, Naruto.”
“We’re not using this. I know paint.” From graffiti and being forced to paint over graffiti. “It’ll start cracking in a month. If they can spring for a d-rank they should have paid for decent paint.” Naruto took pride in his work as an artist, and this was his first official mission ever.
To see what would happen, Kakashi pulled out the mission request. “They just asked that we paint the fence. They didn’t specify that we use the paint provided or even that it be plain.” In other words, they deserved whatever Naruto was about to do. When writing a contract for ninja, you watched the fine print. Especially if it was a mission for new genin, who often revolted against the boredom by doing everything they could to cheat. It was practically part of the training.
A quick kage bunshin no jutsu was followed by use of the henge to provide them with paintbrushes.
As they swarmed the fence (Naruto was always prepared for random acts of ‘street art’ – he loved how much he could hide in his jumpsuit) Sasuke wondered idly, “What are you going to do?”
“Something traditional.” Right out of a wood block print. Of course, Naruto’s ID photo face paint had been in traditional style. Oni and stuff were awesome.
“Is there a record for most D-ranks done in a day?” Sakura really hoped not. The longer it took them to complete the required amount of D-ranks the longer she got to train. If it became a completion, they were in trouble.
“Well, they did give me a few more…” Smiling, Kakashi took the sheaf out of his pocket. “The daimyo’s wife…”
…was amazed by how quickly Sasuke returned after walking off after she’d described her cat. Also by how tamely it was letting him hold it, although the way his fingernails were digging into the scruff of its neck threateningly were the reason, not any skill with animals.
“You are good at retrieval.”
“The principal wants him to teach the truant officers child-grabbing classes,” Naruto told Kakashi, “but of course he said no.” Sasuke was a true friend.
Sasuke scowled at the memory. Child-grabbing: could they have made it sound any more wrong?
-
Sakura gathered up the pretty-looking weeds into a bouquet and took a deep breath to appreciate the fragrance. “No wonder weeding this garden was so urgent. These seeds must have blown here from some ninja’s garden.” All these plants were poisonous. Not the parts she was holding, of course, but gloves had been provided since some of them had highly toxic sap if you crushed the stems.
And acidic in that one’s case: the clone yelped and waved its hands before disappearing.
Sasuke had been burning the piles Naruto’s clones gathered. “No! Don’t burn that one! The smoke of that weed is…”
Kakashi pushed him out of the way and took a deep breath. Sighing happily, he told them that, “You should be grateful you have a sensei so willing to take a hit for the team. Why don’t you go to the hospital and do the next mission yourselves while I make sure all of this dangerous plant is destroyed?”
As they left he took out the papers with the missions they had already done on them and sent a bunshin for more paper.
“What’s that plant, anyway?” Naruto asked.
“Why he’s always late,” was Sakura’s guess.
-
“They want us to go to the hospital? That’s a surprise.”
“Hn.”
“Have you seen Sasuke at the hospital yet, Sakura?” Naruto continued, undaunted.
“No, why?”
“You know how Sasuke can get his hands on any medic-nin book he wants? Well…”
As they walked through the door Naruto was interrupted by happy cries of, “Uchiha-san!” from the nurses on duty.
Within seconds he was surrounded: Naruto pulled Sakura out of the way so she wouldn’t be caught in the crush. “Congratulations on becoming a genin!”
“We all knew you could do it, Uchiha-san!”
“Hn.”
“You are here on a mission, right? I hope they’re all okay? Of course they are, you take such good care of them.”
A half-shrug.
“The director tried to get you apprenticed, but maybe it’s for the best. The sooner you make chunin, the better.”
“Poor Kabuto-kun…” Two shook their heads at each other as the mob almost pushed Sasuke through the halls.
“We can always use you in the pediatric ward, but there’s this one girl that Ibiki-san said was urgent: they need information from her about that horrible missing-nin attack but she won’t stop crying whenever she’s reminded of it…”
“He’s really good with traumatized kids, and he invented this thing that lets you change diapers from ten feet away as long as you have good aim with kunai. They love him here.” Enough that Naruto had noticed a marked difference the instant he’d become Sasuke’s friend.
The senior staff here had been in the thick of the battle to save as much of Konoha as possible from the Kyuubi. They’d seen the ravaged bodies and watched as far too many of them died. Pointedly ignoring Naruto was a vast improvement over the walls of massed killer intent that had practically pushed him out bodily as a child.
No one knew how to kill you in as many ways and as unpleasantly as a medic nin. Few understood the terror of death as thoroughly as those who fought not only other ninja but the shinigami himself.
That was one of the two reasons Sasuke made an effort to earn the allegiance and help of the medic-nin. Even though it meant putting up with the fangirls.
-
“Attack!” Activating their eyes to find out what was going on; within seconds almost all of the adult Hyuuga had been incapacitated by either blood loss or apoplexy, thanks to the Orange Bombshells. Only a few were still standing, and no matter how many they popped they were unable to stem the tide of redecorators.
“I can’t believe the Hokage authorized a blank check mission like this,” Sakura said as she removed the hands covering the child’s eyes now that the Narutos had henged their uniforms on.
“I can.” Sergeant-Major Naruto informed her, keeping an eye on the general’s signal fan.
“Please? Aniki’s been too busy to play with us. We saved up all our allowance, Hokage-sama, so please can we have him play with us today?” Uchiha Ran looked up at Sakura with hopeful wide eyes.
“Aww, isn’t she cute?” Private Naruto noogied her. “Hinata’s going to be disappointed in you, though.”
“Hanabi insulted Hinata-nee-san again, after everything Hinata-nee-san’s done for her.” No one messed with The Family. Hanabi had been warned. “And Hinata-nee-chan wants Neji to cheer up, and orange cheers everybody up.” And this would teach the Hyuuga not to stop paying their protection ‘tax’ just because the adults weren’t around anymore. Ran’s daddy had been a detective, and she was going to follow in his footsteps.
What, you thought a clan dedicated to sowing chaos and destruction had been clean cops?
“Hey, we’re just genin; we’re not allowed to argue with the client. And Kakashi’s not here to countermand their orders.” Another private Naruto scanned the area with her goggles. “Haven’t they realized yet that the Kaiten just sends the paint bombs flying everywhere?”
“These are the Hyuuga. There hasn’t been a new thought in their brains in centuries since they can’t get past the sticks to where their heads are. Hinata-chan excepted, of course.”
“Are you guys going to get in trouble?” Sakura knew that if she claimed that if she had tried to stop them, really, she would be believed. Obviously she couldn’t have done anything to stop the Uchiha clan and the Kyuubi brat. It would be sickening if it weren’t so useful.
“Nah.” Naruto had read the laws after learning how to read, since it would be really embarrassing if he actually got jail time. Not only would it look bad for a future Hokage, but since the Uchiha were traditionally in charge of the police force? Sasuke would laugh. “This’ll teach Kakashi to be late.”
“Where is he, anyway?”
“As of the last report, buying more cheese puffs.”
“Nice of him to share with the memorial stone, though.”
-
“Ow. Ow ow ow…” Sakura really, really regretted not stopping her run when they’d started hurting. Damn self-discipline! It had only hurt a little at first, but it just got worse and worse with every single one, like Chinese water torture.
Sensitive round fleshy bits weren’t meant to be banged around. She’d never laugh at a man who got kicked at the balls again.
She’d still do it: she was a ninja after all. But she wouldn’t laugh.
How did Naruto do it? Well, they were fake; he probably hadn’t realized this aspect. Or had deliberately left it out.
This was the last time she would try to exercise without a bra. It hurt. But what was she supposed to do? She barely had anything as it was, and bras meant for ninja training compressed the breasts. Now she knew why: it was so they wouldn’t bounce and hurt like this. She didn’t want to pad her breasts, that was dishonest (even if she was a ninja), but she would have to pad them if she even wanted them to look like the size they were! (And a sarashi was even worse!)
And no matter what she did, her abs weren’t flat, and even though she tried not to give in to her food cravings she kept weighing more and more!
It seemed like the harder she tried to get into shape the fatter she got, almost! She had some muscle on her arms now, and she hoped it was mostly muscle that was making her thighs so big, and hopefully Naruto and Hinata were just giving her a complex and that was why it seemed like her breasts just got smaller every day.
She was this close to trying to see if someone had figured out a jutsu for that, except her parents would freak.
Naruto’s damn sexy no jutsu was pretty clearly Sasuke’s type, and if she wasn’t going to lose to Ino there was no way she was going to lose to a guy!
–
A/N:
Since muscle weighs more than fat, most superheroines at those heights with those weights & figures? They’d have to be technically obese, barely have any muscle at all, to weigh that little. Since the height-weight BMI charts just go by those two measurements, any healthy woman will be considered overweight according to those charts.
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Date: 2010-02-05 04:53 pm (UTC)“Why he’s always late,” was Sakura’s guess.
Wouldn't Sakura know what the plant is, since she warned about it? But it still makes sense, so it's a minor thing. :) In fact, it's quite an amusing interchange.
“Poor Kabuto-kun…” Two shook their heads at each other as the mob almost pushed Sasuke through the halls.
This line didn't make any sense to me, since Kabuto is still (stuck as?) a genin, isn't he? Can't he get apprenticed if he wants to? Don't the hospital staff know that?
“Haven’t they realized yet that the Kaiten just sends the paint bombs flying everywhere?”
In a war of man against paint, it's every man for himself! As long as the paint doesn't land on them, it's okay. :)
...and hopefully Naruto and Hinata were just giving her a complex and that was why it seemed like her breasts just got smaller every day.
She was this close to trying to see if someone had figured out a jutsu for that, except her parents would freak.
The first bit seems the she wants her breasts to become bigger. The second that she wants them smaller. I'm a little confused.
Also, Chinese water torture is water dripping on your forehead. I don't think it applies. (And it's not really something a ninja would know. But the Sarashi works.)
Sakura, as a medic, should know a lot about eating healthily. Plenty of milk, fibre, and low fat stuff. But isn't padding what she wants? (Well, in some areas.)
I've always heard that "muscle is denser than fat", and it's a rather interesting observation you've made about the technically obese thing. Although I think it follows a lot of stereotypes about women not really interested in gaining too much muscle. :)
In anime-verse, Lee is really skinny though. And Sakura should try those chest-muscle building exercises. :)
Wait, so Sasuke knows about the Kyuubi, even though it's technically illegal to tell him?
I know Naruto knows, but Naruto told Sasuke?Well, given how close they are... how did Sasuke take it? Has Sasuke found out about Naruto's father? Should have been obvious when they were doing clean negotiations... so does Naruto know? I can't see him being unaffected by such a big thing.And I didn't see Neji. :s
I loved this:
“Nice of him to share with the memorial stone, though.”
(Although I think the "though" was unnecessary.) You remind me why I should do work at work. :)
And, yes, I got the link, thank you! (I replied to your comment with the link, but I guess you didn't see it :).)
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Date: 2010-02-05 05:01 pm (UTC)(I still haven't figured out how to edit comments though, so never mind.)
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Date: 2010-02-05 11:27 pm (UTC)> “What’s that plant, anyway?” Naruto asked.
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> “Why he’s always late,” was Sakura’s guess.
It's Marijuana (hence the cheese puff munchies run). She, knowing what it is, guesses it's why he's always late--that he's high all the time.
> “Poor Kabuto-kun…” Two shook their heads at each other as the mob almost pushed Sasuke through the halls.
>
> This line didn't make any sense to me, since Kabuto is still (stuck as?) a genin, isn't he? Can't he get apprenticed if he wants to? Don't the hospital staff know that?
Kabuto can't pass the chunin exams: the nurs
es are lamenting that and not wanting the same thing to happen to Sasuke. (Since it's presumable it's because he's medic focused and not combat)
> ...and hopefully Naruto and Hinata were just giving her a complex and that was why it seemed like her breasts just got smaller every day.
>
> She was this close to trying to see if someone had figured out a jutsu for that, except her parents would freak.
>
> The first bit seems the she wants her breasts to become bigger. The second that she wants them smaller. I'm a little confused.
She wants a jutsu to make her boobs bigger.
> Also, Chinese water torture is water dripping on your forehead. I don't think it applies. (And it's not really something a ninja would know. But the Sarashi works.)
The thing that's so bad about Chinese water torture is that it gets worse with each drop, and you know it's coming but the timing is irregular that you don't know quite when. That adds the brain spazzing (it's a pattern-finding machine, it Does Not Like this) to the actual pain. "Like" Chinese water torture is a simile, not the water on the forehead but a similar experience.
It starts out fine, but every drop and every bounce get's worse. That's the parallel.
> Sakura, as a medic, should know a lot about eating healthily. Plenty of milk, fibre, and low fat stuff. But isn't padding what she wants? (Well, in some areas.)
Sakura is NOT a medic, she is not studying to be a medic either.
Sasuke wants a girl who can hold off Itachi, not one who can be motherly. There aren't enough hours in the day to train, tutor, general study, etc.
She's studied medicine more akin to how the ANBU/Hunter nin do--Take You Apart no Jutsu. Of course, she covered some of the basics, cells and nervous system, etc. When Breast Enlargement no Jutsu occurred to her the reader may assume she started studying fat. (Most Kunochi do not want big boobs, it interferes with their right cross.)
Plus, she's a pre-teen thinking "Diet" and "loose weight" rather than registering that it's muscle that's weighing more than her previous fat.
Since she's not going to be a medic nin and she therefore doesn't know what to look for/that what people are conventionally told, especially women, about getting in shape is WRONG.
She recognized the plant from a good Knowledge: Poisons roll, not Medical or herbology in specific.
She reads a lot and so has a large general database. She hasn't specialized yet and won't to the extent canon does.
> I've always heard that "muscle is denser than fat", and it's a rather interesting observation you've made about the technically obese thing. Although I think it follows a lot of > stereotypes about women not really interested in gaining too much muscle. :)
Ah, but in comics women are often drawn with muscle. And given weights like 95-160.
...
Boys don't/can't bulk up until they really get into puberty.
Naruto can tell the secret, it's against the law for adults to do so.
Naruto told Sasuke about the Kyuubi; if Sasuke finds out, then Naruto lied by omission and it could be presumed, put the Uchibis in danger. It's coming up in a future chapter.
Naruto doesn't know about his father and neither does Sasuke.
Yes, but what do you think Neji's reaction will be to seeing the compound, including the main house, utterly and completely paint bombed? Actually, don't think, it's coming up.
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Date: 2010-02-09 08:39 am (UTC)