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My friend and I wrote a random story about a battle between Madara and Sasuke. If you decide to read it, please do not edit it in any way. Thanks! I hope you enjoy!

The Moons-Eye Plan
All of us Naruto fans are familiar with what Madara calls his ‘Moon-Eye Plan’. And, of course, this is a plot to take over the world. However, there is a question that has been pondering my friends and I. What if Madara had lied to the Kages? What if the Moon-Eye Plan was entirely different? What if he had a back up plan? Well, without further ado, it’s time Madara’s REAL scheme to take over the world.
“Mwhahahaha!” Madara cackled, turning to face a dying Sasuke. “So, I see you betrayed me. I guess I am the one who will have to carry the burden of Uchiha hatred after all. This is a pity; I would have preferred a family member to be at my side when the Moons-Eye Plan is put into action. Well, if this is the fate you choose, I guess it can’t be avoided,” Tobi activated his powerful Sharingan.
Sasuke looked up at the masked figure, his whole body twitching. “I won’t die that easily,” he growled.
“Oh really?” Even though Madara was wearing a mask, it was quite obvious that he was smiling at the opponent at his feet. “What will happen if I use the Moons-Eye Plan now? Then what?”
“You can’t,” Sasuke replied calmly in his I-am-so-cool-and-I-know-it tone. “You haven’t captured the Nine Tails yet.”
“Who says I need Nine Tails? Who says I need any of the Tailed Beasts at all? You don’t honestly believe that I would not have a more creative plan than capturing the all-powerful demons and using their power.”
Sasuke was visibly shocked, which was even more shocking then the words Madara was saying. “What do you mean?”
“Well, last week, when everybody else was at the Five Kages meeting or whatever, I put a ton of aluminum foil all over the moon,” Tobi sounded very proud of this feat.
“That’s just plain…” Sasuke searched for the right word. “… stupid. Even more stupid than Deidara’s ‘Art is a BANG’ theory, which was pretty darn stupid. Why would you waste your time doing something like that when you could be killing an enemy like I was?”
“That is where you’re wrong. I wasn’t ‘wasting time’, as you put it. I was setting the scene for my evil scheme. Wow that rhymed. You know, in my day, the best poet we had was Billy Mays. Boy, that man could turn any boring commercial into poetry. Then there was the Sham-Wow guy who-”
“Please continue,” Sasuke interrupted. “Oh, right. As I was saying, all I have to do now is the mooning part of the Moons-Eye Plan.” Madara finished.
“Mooning part? Wouldn’t the moon be the moon in ‘Moons-Eye Plan?”
“There are two moons: the moon in the sky and the, um, other type of mooning,” Madara quickly explained.
“I see… So, could you just kill me already and get this stinking fight scene over with?” Sasuke asked
. “You asked for it,” Tobi turned around to face the sun, which was just disappearing with a beautiful sunset. Then, he pulled off his Akatsuki cloak to reveal his black armored outfit. Slowly yet steadily, Madara pulled down his pants. His butt reflected off the aluminum covering the moon.
“AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Why me?” Sasuke squealed before dropping dead. All around the world were people who saw that same deadly sight on the full moon. Everyone who saw the moon that night died. Except for Killer Bee; his sunglasses protected him from the unsightliness of Madara’s old (and most likely wrinkly) butt.