516 in a nutshell

[pictash.livejournal.com]

When was the last time I did one of these?



• I defy you to find a more badass title page than this in all of existence. Go ahead. Do it. I'll wait.

• Yeah, that's what I thought.

• Whopee! It's Team D-cu-- I mean Team Anko! Yes. Yes that is definitely what I meant.

• For some reason, I thought a zombie apocalypse in Naruto would involve a lot more walking and less jumping from trees. Can zombies really jump from trees? No, of course not. Bruce Campbell would be dead x1000 by now.

• Does Bruce Wayne know that Kabuto is using the Batcave to store his zombie collection? Because it seems very unlikely that he would rent it out. Unless he's a SasoDei fan, in which case, it makes perfect sense.

• ASUMA! Hi Asuma! How have you been? I drew a picture of you and me together. It's hanging on my fridge. Hey, do you like The Powerpuff Girls? Because I just got the DVD box set and I was wondering if you wanted to watch it together. I'll make pizza bagels! You like pizza bagels, don't you?

• I really missed Asuma.

• This forbidden technique can't be very forbidden if everyone knows about it.

• We get some moar Zetsu porn, then some moar D-Cups Anko, where Kishi denies us a perfect cleavage shot.

• Hiding snakes in your sleeves? I saw a magician do that one time. Only it wasn't snakes, it was a bunch of handkerchiefs, and they didn't bite, they just clashed horribly. Still, the concept is the same.

• Meanwhile, back at Titans Tower Shinobi Command Center *snerk*, Gaara looks down at all those less sexy than him. Oh, and Hinata.

• Hey, it's some random filler ninjas fighting! I just hope Kishi doesn't waste panels by trying to provide backstories for these losers that we'll never see again--

• God Dammit.

• However, Gaara's sexiness decides that this is taking away from time that could be better spent concentrating on his hotness and trying to figure out where his eyebrows went, so he stops the fight. Aaaaand, I smell a speech coming~

• And so it does. Now that Gaara has the audience completely captivated, he can go on to make an inspiring speech about how personal strength can overcome all problems and how great they can all be if they just stick together...

• ...Or he can ramble on about Naruto for 2 pages, confirming my theory that he is bound by law to mention him every time he opens his mouth and words come out.

• Then Kishi instigates what is most commonly referred to as "The South Park Rule", which states that heartfelt speeches by young people make everyone see the error of their ways, solve all problems that exist and makes candy rain from the sky.

• Random Gaara fangirl flips her shit, but we don't care because Temari is there! Hi Temari! Did you get those chocolate chip cookies I sent you? I made them myself. Hey Temari, do you like scrapbooking? I made a scrapbook of me and you and some pictures I photoshopped of us together. Do you have a facebook? I'm gonna add you on facebook. Then everyone will know how you and I are friends and you can write on my wall and I'll write on your wall and it'll be awesome. Just don't send me any of those fucking FarmVille requests, because pigtails or no pigtails, I will defriend you. Trufax.

• And it looks like Naruto mastered another ridiculous skill that supposedly relates to learning something actually useful. But I'm wondering how the ninja version of Jenga helps him do anything but get really really good at Jenga. Unless they're planning on stacking the zombies in a great big pile, which would be totally effective and not lame at all.

• Now we see some great big shots of all the squads, which I don't really care about until I see that Kankuro's squad is RIDING ON INK BIRDS.

• I WANT AN INK BIRD SO BAD RIGHT NOW.

• We conclude this chapter with a dramatic image of the Kages, which makes up for the cleavage Kishi ignored earlier.



Thoughts? Comments? Predictions? I for one am very anxious to see how they plan to fight zombies without shotguns. I can't think of any possible alternatives.

Comments

[pictash.livejournal.com]

I would reply, but they only give me an hour on the shiny internet box before I have to go back to my room and stare at the pretty white walls.

[avocado-love.livejournal.com]

Do you have a facebook? I'm gonna add you on facebook. Then everyone will know how you and I are friends and you can write on my wall and I'll write on your wall and it'll be awesome. Just don't send me any of those fucking FarmVille requests, because pigtails or no pigtails, I will defriend you. Trufax.

I lol'ed

Also that icon is great. Who the heck is that? George Lopez?

[pictash.livejournal.com]

It is indeed. I can't stand the guy, but his facial expression + that pose was just too gangster to resist.

[moldycookies.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Jorge makes me wanna eat babies sometimes. And that pose IS awesome.

[lirpachan.livejournal.com]

This forbidden technique can't be very forbidden if everyone knows about it. Word. And lolololol at many of your notes XD

[alleyb.livejournal.com]

FUCK YES to this. :)

[rot-chan.livejournal.com]

Meanwhile, back at Titans Tower Shinobi Command Center *snerk*, Gaara looks down at all those less sexy than him. Hahaha. That was too good. 8D

[hungrytiger11.livejournal.com]

This forbidden technique can't be very forbidden if everyone knows about it.

True.

Then again How else could a Zombie thought process go but- I was dead. Now I'm not dead, but I'm hanging out with people I know ARE dead and our enemies are ordering me around= bad times in the offing.


Well, besides the admittedly more common Zombie thought process of braaaaaiiiinnnnssss Of course :)

[doomsdayblaze.livejournal.com]

You can totally have something be forbidden and everyone knows about it.

For example. Going to the strip club with the boys when you're married.

Your wife will probably forbid it. Just sayin'.

[juniper-11.livejournal.com]

*Chokes on laughter, falls over, and dies*

[pictash.livejournal.com]

Have to screen or delete; good points you make but you fucked too much with the page, dude.

[moldycookies.livejournal.com]

Ah, I gotcha. It's all good.

[moldycookies.livejournal.com]

Sorry, btw, now I feel bad. D:

[pictash.livejournal.com]

Sorry, but the mind-blowingly enormous fonts stretched the page so bad it made it really hard to navigate.

[moldycookies.livejournal.com]

Nah, water under the bridge-thing-trolley-ship? eh, whatever. it's all good. I was getting ready for work so I'm pretty sure I had ten caffeine shots in my system.

[readstorobots.livejournal.com]

Am I the only one wondering where all the Uchiha are? I mean.. he brought back someone like Sai's... brother? or whatever (how did he even know about him?) and not ANY Uchiha? Come on... somethings up.

[moldycookies.livejournal.com]

Itachi.

And all their eyes are gone, dude. And not to mention that Sasuke would probably have a convulsion if that happened. I mean, being able to talk to his mother and father again... AND Itachi? Psh, he might as well hop right on back to Konoha.

OHMYGOD.

OHMYGOD.

I FOUND A PLOT BUNNY. AND IT'S A BIG ONE. OHMIGOSH. I'm hyperventilating. THAT'S WHY, DUH.

[readstorobots.livejournal.com]

Well derrrrr Itachi.. Itachi doesn't have any eyes so obviously that's no problem.

Maybe Kabuto will later when Madara isn't around just to drive Sasuke mad..er