The Cracktastic Cast of Naruto

[amuckgirl.livejournal.com]

Late Last Night:



Me: The voice of Spike and Mugen is going to be the voice of Kakashi in the English version of Naruto.
Telia:…..
Me:…..
Telia:……
Me: Doesn’t quite match does it?
Telia: No, not at all.

So, trying to look on the bright side,


Sakura-Paris Hilton
Sasuke- Hal Sparks
Naruto- Pauly Shore
Kakashi- Jim Brewer
3rd Hokage- Mark Hamill
Lee/ Gai- Hank Azaria
Gaara- Robin Williams
Haku- Elijah Wood
Zabuza- Dave Chapell "I'm Zabuza BITCH!!"
Ino- Katherine Moennig
Hinata-Hillary Duff
Neji- Colin Farrell
Itachi- Blond queer eye guy
Anko- Ellen Degenerous
Ibiki- John Liquizamo
Shikamaru Kyle Brofloftski
Chouji- Eric Cartman
Orochimaru- Johnny Depp
Kisame- Kiefer Sutherland
Jiraiya- YODA
Kazekage- Mr. Movie Phone Sound
Sound 5- ‘NSYNC
Kiba-Triumph the insult comic dog
Shino- Usher
Temari- Rosie O’Donnell
Kankurou- James Hetfield
Tenten- Gwen Stephani
Ebisu- Gilbert Godfrey
Konahamaru- Orlando Bloom
Tsunade- Roseanne
Shizune- Reese Witherspoon


PLEASE keep in mind that we were just joking around by thinking up the most ridiculous cast we could think of. Don’t be offended, in fact feel free to suggest your own idea of the most cracktastic voice actors.

Comments

[officialbizness.livejournal.com]

I'm still waiting for Eric Stuart to be cast as someone. Anyone. Then I can die happy and laughing.

[angelwolf24.livejournal.com]

OT but I love your Hinata icon. Did you make it? Could I possibly snag it with credit??

[splintered-soul.livejournal.com]

I don't really think it's a bad match up at all, I kinda figured he would play Kakashi... especially considering...

On topic: Paris Hilton doing voice acting is kinda creepy. But not as much as the Orlando Bloom and Konohamaru match up.

[silchi.livejournal.com]

O.O

I am totally dying now. your choices for Naruto and Tsunade are great. And Anko's - that one kills me dead. I actually do like Ellen's voice. I might go for that. XD

[red-donkey.livejournal.com]

*shudders* Those match up would be horrible

not rant or flame

[bishounen-ken.livejournal.com]

hey, keyfer sutherland as kisame wouldnt be abad thing, he has a nice craspy voice that would go really well with the character.

also rbin williams as orochimaru*shudders*

Asuma: Samuel L. Jackson
Kurenai: Lisa Lampaneli

[in-full-bloom.livejournal.com]

O_o Are you serious about Kakashi's English VA???? OMG

[nazonatte69.livejournal.com]

Pakkun - Chris Rock
Kyuubi - Bernie Mac
Inner Sakura - Lindsay Lohan
Shukaku - Dane Cook
Shikaku - Stephen Lynch
Baki - Howard Stern
Sasori - Christopher Reeve
Granny Sasori - Utada Hikaru
Kabuto - Carson Daly

[temari-whore.livejournal.com]

Zabuza- Dave Chapelle "I'm Zabuza BITCH!!"

Oh gawds, poor Dave Chapelle will never live that one down.

[13512.livejournal.com]

Since they are already similar,

Tounge man (Orochimaru) - Michael Jackson

[kookie315.livejournal.com]

lol, good idea.

Haku- Elijah Wood (BRILLIANT!)
Hinata-Hillary Duff (Scary)
Neji- Colin Farrell (TERRIFYING!)
Orochimaru- Johnny Depp (depp has a way of making anyone look sexy in a role. nice.)
Shino- Usher (strangely works... kinda?)

[amuckgirl.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I found it on an old Naruto site that has gone under, but I doubt that anyone would care if you took it.

[dv8nation.livejournal.com]

Not going to happen. He's New York-based. Naruto is being dubbed in LA.

[dv8nation.livejournal.com]

So is it that you don't like Steve Blum's acting ability or is it that he doesn't sound like Kakashi did in Japanese that bothers you?

[tekdeath.livejournal.com]

Imagine VIZ appealing to the hip-hop culture, ghetto zabuza and crew lol they oculd even come from the hidden hood of mist :P

[belmoon.livejournal.com]

AWW! You killed me dead! Now why'd you go and do that? :O This had me rolling in the floor, nice job.

Hyate - Wayne Brady

[queendopple.livejournal.com]

Kiba-Triumph the insult comic dog

that one wins.

"Ah, this is a nice mission... FOR ME TO POOP ON!"

[belmoon.livejournal.com]

Oops! I meant Hayate! Stupid typos!! DX

[pappel64.livejournal.com]

"
Me: The voice of Spike and Mugen is going to be the voice of Kakashi in the English version of Naruto.
Telia:…..
Me:…..
Telia:……
Me: Doesn’t quite match does it?
Telia: No, not at all."

Off topic, and I know this is a joke entry, but I disagree with that. I think Steven Jay Blum (or whatever his name is) would make a logical choice. He is good at doing calm, cool and collected guys, and kakashi is one of the most cool and collected in the entire Naruto series (except when you show him some Come come paradise... XD). The only thing I would improve is lower the voice a bit and make it sound less young, combined with good direction and they would have a good match.

But this is me speculating, we will know for sure when it's released on September.

[badfeeling.livejournal.com]

The Hilary Duff one deded me. Yes. Turn Hinata into the shy artistic girl in a tween movie who will get the guy.

*deded again*

[vash3857.livejournal.com]

XD

[vash3857.livejournal.com]

XD

[melisaku.livejournal.com]

Pariis Hilton as Sakura? DEAR LORD. XD
I can see it now..

Dubbed!Sasuke: I can totally kick ass with my sharingan MIRROR WHEEL EYE.
Dubbed!Sakura: That's hot.

[temari-whore.livejournal.com]

hidden hood of mist....oh dear gawds....I'm speechless. If Zabuza will be ghetto-ifed then what of Haku? All those years around him the that ghetto-ness is bound to rub off on him. Oh the crack filled horror. XD

[reanimated.livejournal.com]

*falls over* dane cook! am i thinking of the right guy...this crazy-ass comedian who flings himself all over the stage? cuz that is freaking hilarious. and omg chris rock...XD