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[julia-dreamer.livejournal.com]

Just something I wanted to share. ♥


Title: Extraordinary Girl
Author: me ([Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]), posted on my fic journal, [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]
Genre: Introspection, slight angst?
Rating: PG
Pairing: Hints at Itachi x Anko
Teaser: "The ground was littered with paperwork, report after report of missions failed and completed, medical files with chilling descriptions of autopsies, journals filled with horrific descriptions of experiments gone wrong, papers with 'Sannin no Orochimaru' written in flowing script across their bottom lines..."
Warning(s): Slight angst?

Link: Exraordinary Girl

Ummm, hello.

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[fic] Hot Water (NaruSaku, KabuHinaNeji, R)

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Summary: When Naruto decides to 'surprise' Sakura at a hot spring, things don't go quite as he plans. Crack, pure crack and nothing but crack, straight from the crackverse.

Pairings: NaruSaku, KabuHinaNeji, mentioned LeeTen.

Rating: R for mild sexual situations and dialogue.

"Okay, okay, I'm leaving, but I still think that it's funny you guys thought the same thing as me," he said, starting to back away: no point in staying if Sakura-chan wasn't here and all the interesting parts of Hinata had disappeared. "Who woulda thought--haha-- we'd all come up with the same idea together like this? Right guys? Right...uhhh, Hinata, are Kabuto's eyes supposed to be glowing like that...?"


Hey, Sakura-chan? Do you think the reason that Hinata's breasts are so much bigger than yours is because she's had a lot more kids than you?

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asphyxia_rp

WELCOME TO ASPHYXIA. It's hard living in a world with no ozone layer. It's even harder when that world is in the middle of a civil war. Set in a future alternate-universe where oxygen is controlled by the rich, power is harvested from humanoid batteries called jinchuuriki, and everyone hates everyone else, asphyxia_rp is sparkling new and waiting for you~ Choose your side and apply today~! ♥

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[arrankaara.livejournal.com]

Fellow Chuunin members,

I need to ask a huge favour from all of you. I'm currently searching for images of Yamanaka Ino, post time-skip and from manga only. If you can just spam this entry with her, I'd gladly write an Ino-centred drabble or sketch up something Ino-related for you if you want to. I really, really need those pictures.

Thanks you so much in advance! ♥


EDIT: And if there's any Ino's roleplayer around here, I'd love to get in contact with you. Not for anything creepy, honestly; I'd just like to have insight in how you play her. ♥ If you can, drop me a comment or your SN and maybe we can chat.

DA Witch Hunt

[zelha.livejournal.com]

It's not my intention to start a wank, but I feel all the Naruto artists ought to read this.

Read about the new DA policies here

All in all, I'm not a fanartist, but this is getting ridiculous. Nami86, a well-known and loved SasuSaku artist got banned and they haven't told her for how long. The folks at the Inuyasha fandom are pissed off and offended, and I can't really blame them. This is just like the LJ witch hunt all over again.

Artists at DA, I suggest you protect your galleries and take down the pieces that show erotica. It's better for you guys to host those pieces here in your scrapbooks than facing all that appalling stupidity.

ETA: Backpedaling update by RealitySquared. LOL.

[FIC] Yours For A Day!: Chapter 4 (SasuNaru WIP) + [FIC] The Perfume Theory (SasuNaru oneshot)

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Title: Yours For A Day [Chapter 4]
Author: Seto's Darkness, shinigami39
Genre: Romance, Drama
Rating: T, Teens, PG-13
Summary: Naruto's auctioned off, and the winner gets a day with him… and now, everybody's fighting over him [SasuNaru SaiNaru NejiNaru GaaNaru NaruHina OroNaru ItaNaru KakaNaru HakuNaru HS AU]
Warning: Full warnings at the first chapter :)
A/N: Cross-posted everywhere. :O

Link: Chapter 4: "It was supposed to be a day when Naruto would confess to Sasuke that no matter who bid for him, no matter how many competed for his attention, his rival-best-friend Sasuke would always be his most important person."

Archive: [Chapter 1] [Chapter 2] [Chapter 3] [Chapter 4]

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Title: The Perfume Theory
Genre: Romance, Humor?
Rating: T, Teens, PG-13
Pairing: Sasuke x Naruto
Summary: Naruto wonders why he and Sasuke smell different despite having the same perfume. And Sasuke volunteers to find out. [SasuNaru]
Warning: Shounen-ai, yaoi, AU. Slightly weird? This is LOL weird/retarded humor 8D

Link: "Well, you don't smell like the perfume, but you certainly tasted like it."