Oh. Emm. Eff. Gee!

[csc-lupisstone.livejournal.com]

Hi, new member, love Naruto yadda, yadda.

So yes, making a Gai icon set and...

( THIS happens! )

And when trying to do an Itachi icon, I have to go to

( This )

I am far too easily amused. XD

EDIT: Ahhh, yes. Because I am far too bored for my own good, and some of the freaking translations are rather hilarious...

Which translated line/jutsu/etc in Naruto amuses/creeps you out/etc the most?

Mine's "The Art of Me-and-my-shadow" and "Art of the Phoenix Flower, the Forget-me-not." Something about Shika and Sasuke saying either of these = *headdesk*

[crack Fic] Reputation Is A Bitch

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Title: Reputation Is A Bitch
Author: Wicked Child | wickedchild_md
Genre: Humor. Crack. Useless
Pairings: Eh...there's het implications.
Warnings: Well if you don't know who killed the Uchiha clan or that there was a time jump then maybe spoilers?
Disclaimer: Naruto and all it's characters, names, and likeness belong to M. Kishimoto, Viz, and other people with money. No profit is being made from this fanfiction. Hell it's crack.

( It wouldn’t do to have the most feared Uchiha going around asking, “Do I make you horny? Do I? Do I make you randy?” )

Cross-posted to my fanfic journal eyeliner__crush. If I can remember the password.

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[hosh]

Another one, a one-shot ItaSasu. I know what I want, but wording it... is a problem. Basically, Sasuke begs Itachi to teach him how to throw kunai and shuriken as Itachi leaves for a mission. I've got most of it down already (though I've probably done a poor job), but I don't really know how I should finish...

( Behind the fake cut )

It's that time again...

[des-butterfly.livejournal.com]

Yes folks, time for Cupcake/Sasuke crack.  Some of you will remember these much beloved tales of Sasuke's quest to top random objects.  Now we take another step in our sage and askhfaksjdfk  brain breakage!  *__*

Title:  A Tragic Affair
Author:  des_butterfly
Genre:  crack, inanimate object smut, ZOMG ANGST
Pairing:  Sasuke/Kleenex, Cupcake/Sasuke
Rating:  R
Summary:  Sasuke finally finds someone to top, but it doesn't work out so well.
Warnings:  SEX AND CHARACTER DEATH.  YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

( “Oh Sasuke-sama,” Kleenex cried, arching into Sasuke’s touch. “Please be gentle with me!” )

Crack time!

[turnip-girl.livejournal.com]

I'm here to bring cracky joy once more! :D

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[jbmcdragon.livejournal.com]

Title: The Sixth Dodge
Author: JBMcDragon
Rating: PG-13ish. Probably.
Genre: romantic comedy, yaoi
Characters: Kakashi/Iruka
For darksideofstorm. I'll explain at the end. ;)

Summary: When Kakashi takes an unusual interest in Iruka, Iruka figures he just needs to ignore the Jounin long enough and he'll go away. That's the way things work, right? ...Right?

Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three

Chapter Four

A Naruto RPG.

[stakeh.livejournal.com]

ourabsinthehaze

The characters of Naruto have pretty much packed all bags and moved south to good ol' Louisiana, searching for an answer, and a new way of life to escape whatever reality slapped them in the face before. It will be hard making a living in New Orleans, but when the clubs, drinking, and every last superstition of the old town come alive, all initial struggles are easily forgotten.

But when night falls and blankets the streets, anything can happen. It may not help that everyone has a secret of their own.

Oh, and we have absinthe!

Art

[secludedly.livejournal.com]

Just thought I'd show off my latest work because I love you guys, and it's being highly neglected on dA, unlike my Sasuke & Naruto time jump anime screen capture that blew up more-so than any of my other works... but I just think cuz it has Sasuke and Naruto next to each other... so you know how most you girls are creaming with love to that and ofcourse would view it! k, i'm done... here we go.

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/39168202/

mood theme

[ex-mint810.livejournal.com]

I created this for ninjafy, but I'm going to share it with anyone else who wants to use it. It's bascially all the mood themes I've made of characters from Naruto mixed into one mood theme. Sadly not all characters are in it but you can request for a character to be added into an "extension pack" for the mood theme.

( Small preview ) if interested.

Icons and data books

[supermadichan.livejournal.com]

Me again! I completed my second set of icons (40 icons, plain character icons - 'cause it had to be done) in two days ^^ Have fun. The usual rules apply.

( Follow the road to the icon set... )

On another note, I'd like to mention the data books. I live in Japan right now, so I was able to pick these up for 571 yen each (which is roughly around 5.50USD each). I just bought them tonight, so I haven't had a chance to give them a proper look-over, but damn, is there lots of information. If I only had a scanner... T-T Sadly, my only scanner is back in the US. Anyway, the books are very pretty and incredibly useful for any fanfic/doujin writer/artist or just for the hell of it. Incredibly detailed, with lots of little manga panel bits thrown in there for good drawing reference. Does anyone else have either of these books, by any chance? They're a little tough to get if you're not in Japan, and unreasonably expensive, on top of that. I think if I knew how, I'd be willing to ship them out to people...for the good Samaritan-ness of it all.

Anyway, discussion abounds. Icons and books. Yay!

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[kerilu.livejournal.com]

Okay! What has taken me FOREVER to get around to! :D A very large icon dump! ^__^

Naruto x 34
>> Sasuke - 7
>> Sakura - 8
>> KakaObi - 2
>> Obito - 1
>> Naruto - 1
>> Ino - 2
>> Deidara - 1
>> SasuNaru - 3
>> Team 8 - 1
>> Tenten - 3
>> Gaara - 2
>> Temari - 1
>> Itachi - 1
>> Kabuto - 1

CLAMP x 38
>> CCS - 28
>> X/1999 - 9
>> Tsubasa - 1

Other x 28
>> V for Vendetta - 6
>> Finding Nemo - 5
>> Bleach - 4
>> Underworld: Evolution - 4
>> Ghibli - 4
>> Corpse Bride - 1
>> Dragon Quest - 1
>> Text icons - 3

ICONS OVERALL: 100

RULES: COMMENT AND CREDIT IF TAKING.

Teasers:

(Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening)

Sasuke: The Musical

[synthetyk.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, but I just had to post this!

( Sasuke: The Musical )

And this, just for the laughs:
( Kisame & Itachi's Date At Disneyland )

Taken from a conversation with my Kisame-kun
XD

Fic: Univited [Kaka/Sasu]

[des-butterfly.livejournal.com]

Title:  Uninvited
Author:  des_butterfly
Genre:  Angst, Gen
Pairing:  light KakaSasu
Rating:  PG - 13
Summary:  Sasuke is injured, Kakashi is univited.

( But you...you're not allowed... )

Seasons fanart

[gabzillaz.livejournal.com]

 

More fanart!

( Sakura, Ino, Tenten and Hinata )

Of all the crack pairings I've ever thought of...

[csc-lupisstone.livejournal.com]

this is the worst. It came to me while decorating with my mum today and my mind was thinking about KakaIru and somehow...yes...

Title: The Only Gay In The Village (if you get this reference, cookies for you!)
Summary: Iruka's fed up, Orochimaru's kinky, it's a match made in heaven.
Author: That would be me, csc_lupisstone
Rating: At least PG-13 to be safe
Pairings: IruOroSasu and IruKaka implied.
Disclaimer: None of the characters are mine, the crack however, is. Definite weird!pervy!Oro and Seme!Iruka ahead...

( The cute little chunin schoolteacher... )

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[http://users.livejournal.com/zer0__/]

Hello again! I don't come with OTP banners, like I usually do, this time with a bit of Kankuro fanart. The poor boy really needs some more love. Anyway, take a peek and I'd love to hear what you think!

( Fake Cut To DeviantArt" )

FIC : Under the Faling Sky chapter 5

[naltariel.livejournal.com]

Title: Under the Falling Sky

Pairing: Kakashi x Iruka

Rating: Pg 13 in this chapter

Summary: Under an unjust accusation, Kakashi and Iruka were sentenced to a house arrest together. Kakashi x Iruka. This chapter: “Love is when 2 people who care for each other get confused.”

Link : Chapter 5

Previous chapters: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4